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                      An Ideal Geometry Teacher

 

An ideal geometry teacher consists of purely geometric shapes, so that geometric solids and theorems are far more illustrative for the pupils. 

An ideal geometry teacher has great authority; he is an executive with plenty of charisma , and he always questions the value and the purpose of his axioms.

 

                  Theorem of Riblsky : Volume of an ideal geometry teacher

 

         =       Volume of  4 feet halves  +  2 legs  +  1 penis  +  2 testicles

                  +  1 body  +  2 arms  +  2 hands

                  +  1 head  +  1 nose  +  2 ears  +  2 half eyes

 

         =       Volume  of   4 cubes  +  2 parallelepipeds  +  1 cone  +  2 spheres

                  +  5 parallelepipeds  +  2 prisms  +  2 truncated pyramids

                  +  1 cylinder  +  1 pyramid  +  2 truncated cones  +  2 sphere halves

 

         =           4 h³  +  2(S x h)  +  1/3 π R² h  +  2/6 π 

                   +  5(S x h)  +  2 h(1/2 a h a)  +  2/3 H(S + s + Ss)

                   +  π r² h  +  1/3(S x h)  +  2/3(π R²(H + h) - π r² h)  +  4/3 π

 

         =           4 h³  +  2(S x h)  +  1/3 π R² h  +  1/3 π

                   +  5(S x h)  +  h(a h a)  +  2/3 H(S + s + Ss)

                   +  π r² h  +  1/3(S x h)  +  2/3(π R²(H + h)  -  2/3 π r² h  +  4/3 π